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The Drunkist MVP for July - Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer
Early entry for the July edition of The Drunkist MVP: 74 year old Lynne Rice of Norwalk, CA! This fine, upstanding lady drove her Cadillac through the front window of a convenience store, and then tried to buy a 6 pack of Bud!
The car plowed about halfway through the store but nobody was injured. Rice [...]
Driver buckles beer in car — but not child! (Another one from our friends down under!)
In follow up to our previous story “The Drunkist MVP: Tina “Beer” Williams“, we present the .au of The Drunkist MVP. This man in DARWIN (how appropriate!) buckled up his beer (which was most likely Fosters) but not his child.
Congratulations unknown Australian man! You are The Drunkist MVP!
DARWIN, Australia (AP) — An Australian driver who [...]
The Drunkist MVP: Tina "Beer" Williams
This months Drunkist MVP goes to Tina “Beer” Williams. This fine upstanding lady was pulled over and had a case of Busch (Eww) seat-belted in the back, next to a 16 month old girl who was not strapped in.
When arrested the cops also found a few pipes which were apparently used for “smoking drugs”. [...]
